Dear Lizzy,
Thank-you for being around. We’ve had our ups and downs… to say the least. But I’m pretty damn happy you’re in my life. You make fucking awesome cakes, and again, I’m sorry for 1) getting pissed when i was at yours and acting like a twat and 2) almost setting your kitchen on fire. But… you know.. looking back on those times… we always laugh. i hope you and paddington the she-male bear are doing fine. I like him and his little wiener. I’d just like to let you know that i think you are epic. And although i never show it, i have mad respect for you babes.
DFTBA
I love you
xxxxxx
Dear Alex.
Hi Alex. I’m sorry. I’m sorry that i always act like a dick. I’m sorry that i told you i really really liked you, and then fell in love with someone else. I really am sorry for that one. I really do feel incredibly guilty for that one. And I’m sorry that i act like a slag when around you. That honestly isn’t who i am, but I’m still sorry.
I still have the letter you wrote me, and it still makes me smile. When we talk about Harry Potter because you had to dip your pen into ink. Those were the good old days. And thank you for lending me your jacket. I’m sorry you got hurt and weren’t in school for that week. I really missed you. And i just miss you generally, being honest.
Once again, sincerest apologies.
You’re still be fucking awesome.
xxx
Dear Luke
I’m aware some people won’t read these open letters… and i know you definitely won’t. I’ll send you the link so you can read it some day.
I’ve always loved you. I mean, even when i fancied you, i loved you. Remember science in year 8, when we became really close. Langford days. Those were good. And the lessons we had with Miss James, when me, you, Lewis and nataly sat together. We used to have such laughs. You promised to get me a penguin for my birthday. I think i always hoped you’d remember that, and get me like i teddy penguin or something. That’s how childish i am. I used to be really upset when you always beat me. I think you’re where my competitiveness started. I don’t mind you beating me anymore. I just realised there’s always gunno be something i suck at, that you’re awesome at. And i don’t mind. We’ve both been dicks in the past. And i still feel really sorry for breaking up with you. I do love you. You’re an amazing person. You don’t like to admit it, but you really are. Remember when i was crying because ayrton had dumped me? You always tried to make me laugh and cheer me up. I remember all the great stuff you’ve done to keep me smiling. That’s why you’re amazing. And i really owe you a lot. I mean, in year 8. I was going through some rough patches. And you found out about some bad stuff i was doing. And you genuinely cared. I remember, i was wearing my purple wristband. And me and you just walked down the 3 steps outside the science block when i told you. And you looked, and you cared. I think you’re a lot more caring than you let on. And i really do love you.
I want you to know that I’ll always be here for you. We may fall out, and we may be stubborn, but whenever you need me, I’m there for you. Because good guys need someone there sometimes.
We are idiots, but we loveย each other for it
xxx
Dear James,
it’d be idiocy for you not to have a letter.
Yes, i am aware that we’re not friends. That we’re not talking. And being honest, I’m not really interested in this anymore. If you think it’s best we’re not friends, that’s fine. I’m not going to argue for our friendship. Being honest, it’s pissing me off that all i ever hear is you thought i only wanted you when i was sad. Truth is, I’m sad now. But it still doesn’t make me feel the need to talk to you. And I’m sorry i said i didn’t want to hold your hand. But i had Josh, and you and Sav were getting closer. It just started to seem wrong. I can guess that Sav wouldn’t of liked it that we were stupidly close.
Please, stop being so paranoid. When i bitch and rant, chances are, it won’t be about you. I’ve moved on, just as you have.
But (and i know this is a long shot) if you ever do want to talk, I’ll still be here. It’s not as if i have anywhere else to go.
I still love you. Whether it’s requited or not.
Dear elbows,
i’ve never really thanked you. I’m sorry that i’ve worked and messed you up so much that you crack constantly. But you are pretty awesome. And you deserve to be thanked.
DFTBA
Dear Lilacs
You’re just awesome. Keep… being awesome. ๐
Dear Dan.
Now, we’ve never met. And probably won’t until summer. But i still think you’re amazing. You cheer me up. and you care. We will forever be sugar and spice. And roses willalways be our song… “cause roses really smell like poo-oo-oo” ๐ You always cheer me up, and we come up with these crazy things. But we are awesome. We will always be awesomely awesome ๐ We just can’t help it.
Don’t worry about the future. And don’t worry about your appearence. You are pretty fit, so chillax ๐
I love you ๐
xxx
Dear random tooth
Why are you so random? You really do annoy me quite a lot. You’ve fucked up my mouth, and you’ve made me need braces for when my boyfriend has his taken off. That’s just mean. But, you are pretty individual, and that’s pretty cool. So yeah…. keep being an individual.
x
Dear Jack Johnson.
You write beautiful songs that make me happy. When i was feeling really really sad, “Better Together” made me cheer up. It gave me hope. And you should be proud that your musical abilities can give people hope.
DFTBA
xx
Dear Hank and John Green,
DFTBA records is amazing. And you guys, are just genuinly brilliant. You’re witty and creative, and of course, nerds. And those just so happen to be my 3 favourite things in a person! So thanks for being awesome. Nerd-fighters will rule the world, not through force, or via cheating the system like in Iran, but just by being made of awesome.
Thanks for just being you guys,
xxx
Dear The Sims3
Why do you not work on my computer? It’s not fair. I waited forever for you, and then you couldn’t work. It was not fair.
But i will play you on Daves, and you will still be immense.
x
Dear Forgotten
If you’re reading this, you may be wondering why you don’t have a letter. You’ll probably receive one, one day. But these were just some of the things on my mind. Hopefully, now, my mind will be an empty vessel once again. But you will be awesome, just for reading this. So don’t worry. I love you, whoever you are.
DFTBA
xxxx
Peace out, rock on, much love
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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